The firefall of puns are certainly blazing their way through this thread. I bet the incident was a petrifying sight to see. I bark at the thought of a major fire shutting down part of the park and wood hope that it wasn't too long before the railroad was once again able to lumber through the area.
"You can cut me off from the civilized world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit of a Winchester. My voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from this fetid and festering sewer."