The last thing you should do is take offense. They are joking. It is comedy at the expense of Disney. I think they are intentionally badly written to ensure the joke is on Disney. How can you take it seriously since they haven't said a truthful joke?
I suppose they should be more mean spirited. Say something accurate and it cuts more deeply like "No one goes to Disneyland. It is too crowded." People seem to say this a lot in these forums.