You have Walt's opening day speech memorized
You can spot your car in any parking lot because of its Disney bling
You can recite the Tower or Terror safety message in Spanish
You have to start going to foreign Disney parks to get your "Disney high"
You don't think it's strange to go to Disneyland, WDW and DLP all in the same year
You know who Shellie May is and you know where to find her
You can sing Disney songs in at least 3 languages
You use purchasing Disney merchandise as motivation for losing weight
When you say, "I haven't been to Disneyland in sooooo long," it means you haven't been for about 2 weeks
You spend months planning a Disneyland cell phone scavenger hunt in Spanish so you have a reason to take your Spanish classes on a field trip to Disneyland (they loved it!)
You have a whole room just for your Disney stuff and you are still running out of room to store it
You wear Mickey Mouse FitFlops
When you drive through puddles on a rainy day you yell "Splash Mountain!"
You notice when minute things are new or missing on attractions
You have been to Disney Outlet stores in several states