So its' true kids really do say the darnedest things, and I have heard quite a few kids say things that were off the wall hilarious, downright weird, or just plain crazy. So what are the funnest/scariest/weirdest/strangest things that you have ever heard from a kids mouth at Disneyland?
Some examples from recent trips:
My boyfriend and I had just come out of the Beauty And The Beast show and there was a little girl, age 4 getting into a stroller in front of the theater with her mom. My boyfriend (silly him) asked the little girl "did you just come from the Beauty and the Beast show" the little girl did not just say yes or no, but got completely offended. She stands up in her stroller and goes "No. Why would you think I came from there." then she points to the castle and says "I came from over there, and I was here before you were". My boyfriend and I had a hard time not cracking up laughing. The mother looked at us, and the three of us started laughing. The little girl couldn't figure out why we were laughing and kept saying "what" looking at us all. It was the most memorable interaction with other guests of the trip.
We were at the monorail waiting to board the "cone", which we had never done before. A dad and son came, the son was 7, and they wanted to ride in the "cone" as well, we invited them to come along because there were only two of us. We struck up all kinds of conversation with us. The dad says to the son "I bet when he was little (pointing to my boyfriend) there was no Space Mountain". I then say "When I was little there was no Splash Mountain". The kid picked right up on the conversation and says "When I was five there was no Carsland".
Some of are favorite interactions at the parks are with other guests.