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    The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    10. To make for an easier transfer for Haunted Mansion Holiday, The caretaker will be a tall, bony fellow with a Santa hat.

    9. The Singing Busts will be sporting new bola ties.

    8. Madame Leota will often be heard to say, in a heavy creole accent, "Uh, hu I ga-run-tee."

    7. The Opera ghosts will be married, ending their life of sin.

    6. Due to cost-cuts the floating candelabra will be replaced with a floating candle in a bra.

    5. The smell of lemon Pledge will be overpowering.

    4. The painting will now change from a knight on a horse to Sailor Moon.

    3. Little Leota will be 23% more flirty.

    2. Say goodbye to "Grim Grinning Ghosts" say hello to "Fly Me to the Moon"

    1. To keep ride fresh, every 500th guest gets whacked in the face with a shingle.


    (*note* there was no mention of Eddie Murphy in the preceding joke. Please keep him out, it would only cheapen us all)
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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    2. Say goodbye to "Grim Grinning Ghosts" say hello to "Fly Me to the Moon"

    (*note* there was no mention of Eddie Murphy in the preceding joke. Please keep him out, it would only cheapen us all)
    Too ashamed to mention that Eddie will perform a solo on Fly Me to the Moon?
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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    Too ashamed to mention that Eddie will perform a solo on Fly Me to the Moon?
    [smilie=4,20,23]


    I want to party all the time, party all the time, party all the time...
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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    1. To keep ride fresh, every 500th guest gets whacked in the face with a shingle.

    HAHAHAHA!! That one is the best!!!
    BLOCK - PARTY - BASH
    I'm gonna sing it; from the heart behind these hands

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Beautiful.

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Oh my gosh guys, you are too funny...
    Did you come up with these jokes all by yourselves? Here I'm thinking someone knows more about what Haunted Mansion will have when it reopens, but then it just turns out to be one of those lame joke threads.

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    meh... I was serious. I know a guy. If you don't believe me you can read the same thing at jimhillmedia.com
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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    you forgot that the fly me to the moon will be ever changing.. like the version on Evagellion...

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    11. They're adding a loop!

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    meh... I was serious. I know a guy. If you don't believe me you can read the same thing at jimhillmedia.com
    Well then either you're full of it, your "guy" is full of it, or JimHill, who is never reliable on news, is full of it. There is no article by JimHill about the Haunted Mansion.

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    most unreliable.
    and by the way:
    12. 4-D

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    13. The attic bride gets replaced by the Corpse Bride...new overlay!

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Not another one!

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Don't forget about the upcoming Rock-It Mansion beginning evenings this summer.
    As nice as the other parks are, we must always remember that it all began at Disneyland. Disneyland should be the crown jewel in the Disney crown.

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    Re: The 10 changes to expect on Haunted Masnion.

    Quote Originally Posted by DLResident
    Oh my gosh guys, you are too funny...
    Did you come up with these jokes all by yourselves? Here I'm thinking someone knows more about what Haunted Mansion will have when it reopens, but then it just turns out to be one of those lame joke threads.
    Hahahaha What, you're not amused by the surplus of puns around these parts?

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