Oops... I forgot, this is today's Disneyland. They'd pipe in "Put On Your Sunday Clothes" with lyrics more, um... appropriate for the situation.
Originally Posted by Mr Wiggins
C'mon n' bring your credit cards, there's lots to buy
Whip out your cash, there's franchise brands galore
Plunk down your pennies, dimes n' dollars, girls n' guys
The brands are grand here at Disneyland
And you'll find them in ev'ry store!
We've got the same ol' merch that's sold most anywhere
But here the markups really are obscene
Baby to Boomer, you're our target consumer
Welcome to our magical mall!
Slap a brand name on it and you'll buy it all!