I learned the other day, to my horror, that there may be Ewoks in Tomorrowland in a few years.
I CAN'T STAND THE EWOKS! They were my least favorite part of Ep 6. I cringe whenever Lucas does cute. (Young Anakin in Ep 1 was too cute.) It's not just that they're like teddy bears, it's that they are ridiculous. Their faces don't move; they're so obviously masks. They're creepy; they were planning to EAT Han, Chewbacca and Luke! And how in hell did they win that fight with the stormtroopers? How are bows and arrows better weapons than blasters? How does a rock hurt someone wearing a helmet? How does a spear go through armor? How did they set up those booby traps so fast? They did it in about ten minutes! A squad of twenty troopers could've wiped out that whole village before lunch. Or they could've dropped a bomb on the village and wiped it out in one minute flat; why didn't the troppers call in air support? Were they afraid of hurting the trees?
Okay, I'm done. Do you agree or disagree? Is this the greatest thing Disney can do to the DLR, or will you close your eyes when your speeder bike passes through Endor?
BTW: Did you know that the name "Ewok" is never used in the movie? Only in the publicity were we told their name. And there was a cartoon series and a made-for-TV movie with the name in the titles.