The Zombie Apocalypse is here! And has now spread to Disneyland!
They can be seen everywhere now even driving cars! Those mindless oblivious zombies, face down staring blankly, wandering aimlessly stumbling into people and things as they shuffle around, you seem them everywhere even at Disneyland. And now they have invaded the rides themselves, you can seem them on pirates, you can seem them in the Mansion and on the Doombuggies an unearthly glow illuminating their blank faces and lifeless eyes, where instead of enjoying and experiencing what is around them they would rather text about it or more likely the latest insipid celeb news. I have even witnessed a dad zombie reading the song lyrics of pirates on the ride from in the boat from his glowing zombie device holding it up so its glow blinded the people behind in the dark, to his zombie kids instead of actually listening to the song and signing along with it! If they are going to be lifeless and "not there" then maybe they shouldn't be there at all.