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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Tomorrowland becomes Starbucksland. Every space becomes a starbucks, Every ride is a ride thru the starbucks factory and ends...of course at a starbucks. No free samples here though.
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Tear out Adventureland and replace it with Pandora. Start in a peaceful treetop village that pretty much looks like Ewok village (but whatever), then watch Na'vi tribe war with humans in a violent, blood-drenched battle and then the final scene is the blue things having sex under a fiber optic tree.
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Mad Max's Waterworld (aka Tomorrowland).

    - Race along the former PM track in an old beat up 1970's Dodge as you search for that ever elusive gasoline and try to outrun street thugs and pirates.

    - Explore the Thunderdome (formerly Space Mountain) and fight to the death with other park guests as you groove to classic Tina Turner tracks. And the best part?

    - Visit the Star Trader and learn the fine art of futuristic bartering. What are you willing to trade for that Mad Max t-shirt? Your watch? Your child? A healthy kidney?

    - Board your submarines as you tour the remains of lost cities such as New York, Paris and Hong Kong.

    - Tour a man-made archipelego, and oasis of metal in a world covered by the ocean. Avoid the sludge pits as you search for clues to the fabled dry land.
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Enchanted Tiki Tower of Terror. Guests are enjoying a lively show when suddenly the floor drops 100 feet.

    Mr. Bieber's Wild Ride.

    Princesses of the Caribbean.

    Soarin' over Fukushima.

    Has-been Limo. Nobody waves as you meander aimlessly around Hollywood in your 1967 Cadillac DeVille with a loose fender dragging sparks on the ground, in fact nobody even remembers your non-speaking role in Zombies of the Stratosphere. The car breaks down and you have to walk to Wal-Mart for a part, but end up working there instead.

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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Weaver View Post
    ...meander aimlessly around Hollywood in your 1967 Cadillac DeVille with a loose fender dragging sparks on the ground, in fact nobody even remembers your non-speaking role in Zombies of the Stratosphere. The car breaks down and you have to walk to Wal-Mart for a part, but end up working there instead.
    That really does sound God-awful.
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Weaver View Post
    Has-been Limo. Nobody waves as you meander aimlessly around Hollywood in your 1967 Cadillac DeVille with a loose fender dragging sparks on the ground, in fact nobody even remembers your non-speaking role in Zombies of the Stratosphere. The car breaks down and you have to walk to Wal-Mart for a part, but end up working there instead.

    For the typical Disney happy ending scene, "Mom" is crying tears of joy because you found a real job.
    Last edited by NemoVir; 01-30-2014 at 10:12 AM. Reason: funnier, somewhat

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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Don't hold back, TL_1967! Tell us how you really feel!

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    Davey Crocket's Enchanted Tiki Room Shooting Gallery
    Splat Mountain (Watch out for that last drop!)
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    Dead Mice Tell No Tails!

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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Weaver View Post
    The car breaks down and you have to walk to Wal-Mart for a part, but end up working there instead.
    This is perfect!

    Isn't every ride supposed to be about - "Something goes terribly wrong" .. somewhere along the ride???




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    Don't hold back, TL_1967! Tell us how you really feel!
    Justin Beiber & Jabba the Hutt's Chocolate Factory Tour

    Justin is your pilot .. in this harrying and erratic drive through Jabba the Hutt's Chocolate Factory. Jabba has a new business. Making chocolate for children (Disney always wants rides that are "relevant to today's youth" right?? ) ..... Jabba's Oompah Loompahs all have the same deep throated laugh as Jabba .. though a bit higher pitched like breathing helium. As your adventure goes ... Jabba grows irritated that driver Justin .. is getting in the way, nearly crashing into chocolate making equipment ... and Oompahs are ordered to start pointing warm chocolate canons toward your way ... unless you stop this mayhem. And if you do .... you'll just make it to the end of the ride, alright. But because Disney is all about interactivity, and different endings ... you just might end up like this .. by the time you're done with the ride:

    http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/gHBsk8oARIc/hqdefault.jpg
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Twilight-land!

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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Tomorrowland_1967 View Post
    Want to hear a really horrible idea?

    Taking the PM track .. which served up 4,880 people per hour (higher than any other ride in DL history) ... that allowed people of all ages .. that's right .. ALL ages. And a time period that allowed 16 glorious minutes to take in many Disneyland sights in style ....

    And turn it into any ride that will be significantly shorter ... faster .. and allow fewer people.
    Winner!!!

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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    If anyone wants bad ideas, just put Paul Pressler back in charge...
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Boba-Fett's Kitchen Kaberat

    Come join Boba & the AA's from the Land Pavilion's old show .. for a brand new relevant experience replacing Innoventions. This time .. with Star Wars characters .... it will be a new Classic! Boba and a few carrots and tomatoes serenade the audiences with old standards such as - "I got a crush on you" ... and "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

    Later in the show ... Boba demonstrates how his cryogenic freezers will solve the problem of frost bite .. whenever you try to freeze your veggies and fruits in your fridge. He & the cast of veggies and fruits will explain all this ... in a big lavish song and dance routine called - "Wrap me up, before you go-go".

    At the gift shop at the exit ... will be Boba's freezers for sale. For only $3000 a piece. The high technology costs will be off-set by mass production. They are predicted to sell like hot cakes!
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by sleepyjeff View Post
    Anything related to episodes 1, 2, 3, and 6 of the Star Wars franchise.....

    such as;

    ~Re-themed PeopleMover for speeder bikes.

    ~Magic Eye theater presents the poetry of Jar-Jar Binks

    ~Naboo Undersea Tours (to replace Nemo)

    ~Laugh Floor er, um, Jaba the Hut's party room(to replace Innoventions.....ok, maybe this isn't the worse idea in the Galaxy )

    ~Death Star part two (re-themed Space Mountain)

    THIS. Though anything - even Star Wars related - is better than innoventions.

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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob Weaver View Post
    Enchanted Tiki Tower of Terror. Guests are enjoying a lively show when suddenly the floor drops 100 feet
    I would totally go on that ride.
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    Re: horrible ideas thread 2

    Quote Originally Posted by DobbysCloset View Post
    "Donald Duck's Bad Day" would be a dark ride except for the constant flashes from various explosions. The sound track would be a deafening combination of Duck, explosions, collisions and other awful forces an angry Donald throwing a three-minute temper tantrum because someone has eaten the last pickle. You and the nephews would "duck and cover," huddling in your ultra-exposed "rickety" break-apart ride vehicle. Epileptics would be advised not to ride.
    If they used Clarence "Ducky" Nash's original recordings for Donald's tantrums I would marathon this ride every visit. Every. Visit.

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