Keep the Pixar Play Parade for another decade or two since parade viewing counts show that guests obviously don't care. Schedule Soundsational to come down Main Street right when thousands of APs are entering the Main Gate on a Friday evening. Save money by serving rice bowls instead of chow mein at the Lucky Fortune Cookery. Serve high proof alcohol right across from a children's dark ride and blast loud music to keep lines for this dark ride short at night. Threaten Guest Control CMs with write-ups if they dance along to the Phineas and Ferb Dance Party since it distracts from the high-paid, extremely talented Girl Scout dancers. Cast Genies for the Aladdin show based on their ability to deliver jokes that appeal to the lowest common denominator. Don't fix the Monsters Inc. ride system since little kids love auto emergency stops that take at least a half hour to reset.
To boost the counts at Muppets during Halloween, bring back the creepy Super Star Limo puppets to scare children in a dark pre-show area. Replace the expensive animatronic Hopper in It's Tough to be a Bug with cheap projection images/cardboard cutouts. Bring back the X-Games Experience on Paradise Bay but have Woody and Buzz perform water ski jumps over a giant shark water balloon bulging from the WOC fountains. Add an extra cone to the Cozy Cone for napkins and utensils. Double the number of tires at Luigi's Flying Tires by making them tiny single seaters. Replace Grouper at Racers with Cesar. The Cesar watches guests battle for the front row. Thumbs up from the Cesar means the Unload Front/Rear Consoles can close the gates and end the battle. Thumbs down means the gates stay open and the battle continues.