I was looking for this thread but couldn't find it. Post the worst idea you can think of for a new ride at Disneyland. All of the rides should have some kind of link to an existing franchise that Disney either owns or could buy. For example:
Star Trek's Space Pirates of the Caribbean
- Forget Captain Kirk or Captain Picard, the best captain of the Enterprise is Captain Jack. Ride along with him and his motley crew as he battles the Klingon's Davey Jones and Blackbird who are attacking the space station Black Pearl. Dodge photon torpedoes and race through the burning wreck of the space station as you try to find the space treasure before they do. Also, enjoy the classic theme song reimagined by Daft Punk in a techno / disco style.