10 improvements that John Lasseter will bring to the Disneyland Resort

[thejoshualee]

Seriously, I got a letter from him.......[smilie=4,7,31]

10. The Jungle Cruise will be expanded to include most of Indiana Jones and Main Street U.S.A.

9. The Haunted Mansion will be re-themed to include a "Snorks" storyline.

8. The Woody and Buzz meets Mr. Incredible in Monstropolis while driving their Cars over Bugs in an attempt to find Nemo ride.

7. Ride operation systems will come in seven pastel colors.

6. To make constant sequel cartoonists to take pause and think about what they are making, each animated film will have a new ride.

5. The Matterhorn will have a new animatronic of Cynthia Harris to scare kids.

4. The Fastpass system will include a Fasterpass system that allows fastpass holders to get another fastpass ticket for a special fasterpass line in order to by-pass the fastpass line. The fasterpass holder will then be able to use the original fastpass in the original fastpass line.

3. The Pirates of the Caribbean will lose its "PC" overlay an receive a new "MAC OS" overlay.

2. The long-awaited third gate will be called, "FedEx Land"

1. Everyone named "John" will get in free.


hardly anything I say is funny, what makes you think this will b any better?

[Larxene1959]

that is NOT funny whatsoever. John Lasseter is a good man who has been making movies for entertainment, NOT for money making like most others do today.

Don't ever do that again.

[pixie chick]

i put snorks into your head the other day, didn't i?

[thejoshualee]

that is NOT funny whatsoever. John Lasseter is a good man who has been making movies for entertainment, NOT for money making like most others do today.

Don't ever do that again.

hardly anything I say is funny, what makes you think this will b any better?

see, I agree with you.

heh... don't ever do that again... ok.


I am SO not funny, EVER!!!

and for the record I am VERY excited about John....

[Hyperbole]

that is NOT funny whatsoever.

I beg to differ. I thought it was hilarious!!!!

I especially like #9. The Snorks rock!

[sediment]

[waits for silence for his grand entrance....]

Announcer: The Duke of Humor! (rounds of applause)

[waits for silence, yet again]

Announcer: tells us, Duke, what do you think of thejoshualee's attempt at humor today?

[everyone pauses and puts a hand to their ears]

[Pregnant pause]





[Actual birth of baby pause]






[Postpartum depression pause]

Me: I declare it..............Funny!
[rounds of applause]

[speederscout]

Hit or Miss? I'd say most of that was a Hit.

[thejoshualee]

after all this time on micechat, I'm surprised anyone still thinks any of my posts are serious.


But there is always that one person who thinks I'm either serious or lying.

[Hyperbole]

after all this time on micechat, I'm surprised anyone still thinks any of my posts are serious.

Yeah, seriously FUNNY!!!!

[JiminyCricketFan]

How about a new 3D movie/ride called "Disney Wars?"

Can you imagine Eisner wearing black? Humm?

[JiminyCricketFan]

Oh, and he refuses to wear the helmet.

He just holds it in his hand during the whole movie.

[Hector]

9. The Haunted Mansion will be re-themed to include a "Snorks" storyline.

5. The Matterhorn will have a new animatronic of Cynthia Harris to scare kids.

Snorks were awesome, and Holy pee-my-pants Batman this made me smile (and #5 actually made me "LOL")

[DisneySarah]

hooray for Snorks and hooray for MAC OS!!! thejoshualee, you are awesome!

[jwbear]

1. Everyone named "John" will get in free.

Yay!!! That's me!!!

[FI183]

I thought you were serious until i read number seven, then the rest was funny!