Seriously, I got a letter from him.......[smilie=4,7,31]
10. The Jungle Cruise will be expanded to include most of Indiana Jones and Main Street U.S.A.
9. The Haunted Mansion will be re-themed to include a "Snorks" storyline.
8. The Woody and Buzz meets Mr. Incredible in Monstropolis while driving their Cars over Bugs in an attempt to find Nemo ride.
7. Ride operation systems will come in seven pastel colors.
6. To make constant sequel cartoonists to take pause and think about what they are making, each animated film will have a new ride.
5. The Matterhorn will have a new animatronic of Cynthia Harris to scare kids.
4. The Fastpass system will include a Fasterpass system that allows fastpass holders to get another fastpass ticket for a special fasterpass line in order to by-pass the fastpass line. The fasterpass holder will then be able to use the original fastpass in the original fastpass line.
3. The Pirates of the Caribbean will lose its "PC" overlay an receive a new "MAC OS" overlay.
2. The long-awaited third gate will be called, "FedEx Land"
1. Everyone named "John" will get in free.
hardly anything I say is funny, what makes you think this will b any better?