A few years ago my wife and I (no kids) were eating lunch at Ariel's Grotto where all the princesses come around to your table. I did get scolded by of the princesses for eating a salmon sandwich in front of Ariel. she told me "that eating fish in front of Ariel is just not right."
When we were leaving Ariel's Grotto I stooped to talk to the Royal Page, after a moment I asked him if his title was the royal page, his reply was yes sir it is.
I then asked him if a better title would be the ROYAL fu@@#** BOUNCER. HE TURNED AROUND FOR A MOMENT THEN LOOKED AT AND SAID. "why yes sir it would be the truth" he had a hard time not laughing, he then said in a very soft voice, this is the first time I have ever heard that one. I then thanked him and said have a very nice day.