Congratulations! Merch is fun! I know a lot of people have their probs with working at Disneyland, but I had a blast. I made some great life long (so far!) friends and took away some wonderful memories.
But since when did the stock rooms become haunted? Have we had a lot of deaths I don't know about since 1999? If by haunted you mean to describe some of management's personalities then I can see what you mean... haha!
Congrats! Now a bit of advice: keep your online and real lives separate. Being known for being on discussion boards is not exactly a helpful qualification where promotion is concerned. In other words, don't identify yourself online.
Don't let senior CMs make you bitter. Let them make themselves miserable if they want to, but you are under no obligation to join the pity party (and trust me, if bitterness ever comes, it's REALLY hard to shake)
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
Congratulations on the hire, and best of luck to you.
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