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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    ^ It's because Jose says "Buenos Dias Senorita".

    I can't believe people are actually getting upset about this.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to thejoshualee again


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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    And what about filling the role for the queens? Will the part of the Queen from Snow White be portrayed by RuPaul?
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by sir clinksalot
    ^ It's because Jose says "Buenos Dias Senorita".
    But that's because *he's* hispanic... it's a multi-cultured tiki room, after all.
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    But that's because *he's* hispanic... it's a multi-cultured tiki room, after all.
    Yeah...so as long as we're on the subject...what's a hispanic parrot doing in the polynesian islands...mmm? A bit of a long flight, don't you think?

    Or was he a tucan? It's been too long...like um...1974.

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Not as big of a flight as the french or german ones...
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    Not as big of a flight as the french or german ones...
    Oh...yeah....it HAS been awhile!

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    A CM may only work two roles if they fit both rolls (i.e. Brokeback Mountain cowboys can work in Fronteirland AND Storybook Canals)
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Its called satire folks- ever read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathan Swift? Well he didn't really mean what he wrote about either. I think the OP is very clever and it certainly made me laugh
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Speaking as a CM whom may be striking....



    All these union and contract threads and everything else have been getting sooo serious and contentious. The list 'demands' was pretty funny and helped me burn off some steam. Thanx thejosualee.
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    You never fail to humor me thejoshualee!!!!
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Yup... good work man. It's nice to be able to laugh for once and not get all up in someone's Kool-Aid.
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    I will never get the 3 minutes of my life back I just wasted on this thread. Most unfunniest top ten EVER.

    FF
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by FantasmicFanatic
    I will never get the 3 minutes of my life back I just wasted on this thread. Most unfunniest top ten EVER.

    FF
    it took you three minutes to read the top ten list?

    Most unfunniest?

    Wait... YOU are trying to be funny, right? Ok, I get it. You almost had me there.
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    Wink Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Just so everyone can be educated on the real subjects that Annual Passholders are concerned about, here are the 10 main points they would like to see addressed:

    10. APs get a $10 bonus for every time they actually flush the toilet when using restrooms. (All automatic flush toilets will be changed over to the manual lever valves.)

    9. APs should be allowed to have slightly dirty children running wild throughout the park.

    8. Attractions need not be filled to capacity, and at any time APs may request their own private ride boat/vehicle. (Applies to Pirates of the Carribean, It's a Small World, Hollywood Tower of Terror, Star Tours, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Storybook Land Boats, and Indiana Jones & the Temple of the Forbidden Eye.)

    7. Real Americans go jobless while Disneyland hires illegal immigrants to work as CMs throughout the park. APs do not believe that Cast Members are "skilled" in any way, so they would rather have the money spent on lowering the price of churros. Pre-recorded spiels will eliminate the need for illegal immigrants to speak English. As long as they know how to press a button, the computer control systems will ensure guest safety.

    6. APs be allowed three (3) Turkey Legs a month at no cost.

    5. APs will be provided a microphone and may sing along to shows and attractions for the amusement of their fellow guests just like they do when singing karaoke.

    4. The APs get their own private van so they don't have to ride in the same tram as the "other" guests.

    3. APs need only wait in line when they feel like it; they can use their Annual Pass as an unlimited Fastpass.

    2. APs who watch the Parades will be allowed to dance along in designated areas with tutus provided by Disneyland (leftover from the Parade of the Stars).

    1. APs get dipping sauce for the churros at no cost.


    Remember: Annual Passholders are paying guests too.

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Ah, that dang AP union is giving me nothing but trouble. I was suppose to be able to murder three cms this year. I only got one then they said it ran out on Dec 31st even though I bought my AP in June. and the Union refuses to say anything about that... the REAL issue.
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