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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee

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    9. CMs should be allowed to have slightly dirty nicknames on their name tag like "Beaver" or "Trickydick".

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    This one made me smile, well, grin, well, OK, almost burst out laughing!

    Just MHO, YMMV

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    It is funny.
    If you don't think it's funny, then it sucks to be you.
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    I am OFFENDED... I am DEEPLY offended...

    that anyone could be offended by this thread. That was one of the funniest bits of satire I've ever read; clearly, clearly not meant to be taken seriously. I have to ask those offended: Do the political jabs in Alice in Wonderland offend you, too? Talk about "satire"! I loved "Brokeback Mountain"; one of the most surprisingly beautiful, deep, introspective and touching movies I've ever seen on many levels, but I'm sure my neighbors heard me laughing at thejoshualee's item number 7! I even enjoyed the AP "bashing" post, even though it was clearly somewhat mean-spirited.

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    i am kinda surprised people got offended by this as well... it's obviously a joke about fake requests...nothing to do with people actually losing their jobs...

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by sediment
    It is funny.
    If you don't think it's funny, then it sucks to be you.
    I don't care who you are ........ THAT'S funny!
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    7. A CM may only work two roles if they fit both rolls (i.e. Brokeback Mountain cowboys can work in Fronteirland AND Storybook Canals)
    HAHA! Thanks for the laugh.

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by FrumiousBoojum
    And what about filling the role for the queens? Will the part of the Queen from Snow White be portrayed by RuPaul?
    LOLOL... Hilarious! Could the Wicked Queen be any scarier than that??

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by Moving Sidewalk
    Just so everyone can be educated on the real subjects that Annual Passholders are concerned about, here are the 10 main points they would like to see addressed:

    10. APs get a $10 bonus for every time they actually flush the toilet when using restrooms. (All automatic flush toilets will be changed over to the manual lever valves.)

    9. APs should be allowed to have slightly dirty children running wild throughout the park.

    8. Attractions need not be filled to capacity, and at any time APs may request their own private ride boat/vehicle. (Applies to Pirates of the Carribean, It's a Small World, Hollywood Tower of Terror, Star Tours, Space Mountain, Splash Mountain, Matterhorn Bobsleds, Storybook Land Boats, and Indiana Jones & the Temple of the Forbidden Eye.)

    7. Real Americans go jobless while Disneyland hires illegal immigrants to work as CMs throughout the park. APs do not believe that Cast Members are "skilled" in any way, so they would rather have the money spent on lowering the price of churros. Pre-recorded spiels will eliminate the need for illegal immigrants to speak English. As long as they know how to press a button, the computer control systems will ensure guest safety.

    6. APs be allowed three (3) Turkey Legs a month at no cost.

    5. APs will be provided a microphone and may sing along to shows and attractions for the amusement of their fellow guests just like they do when singing karaoke.

    4. The APs get their own private van so they don't have to ride in the same tram as the "other" guests.

    3. APs need only wait in line when they feel like it; they can use their Annual Pass as an unlimited Fastpass.

    2. APs who watch the Parades will be allowed to dance along in designated areas with tutus provided by Disneyland (leftover from the Parade of the Stars).

    1. APs get dipping sauce for the churros at no cost.


    Remember: Annual Passholders are paying guests too.
    Yet another reason not to renew my AP: Knowing that I'm feeding the hand that eventually bites me!

    BTW... Hat's off to thejoshualee, the best comedian that Micechat has never had. For a not-very-funny-guy, he's pretty funny!
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    I luvs me some joshualee!!!!

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by Moving Sidewalk
    Just so everyone can be educated on the real subjects that Annual Passholders are concerned about, here are the 10 main points they would like to see addressed:...
    Aren't these supposed to be funny?
    Quote Originally Posted by Moving Sidewalk
    Remember: Annual Passholders are paying guests too.
    OK. THAT was funny.
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    Wink Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by Druggas
    Someone negotiating or possibly losing their job is nothing to joke about.

    Besides you forgot to mention the demands for multiple flavors of Dole Whips.

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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    It's okay, you know satire is working when people are offended. Keep those lists coming thejoshualee! I would become a CM in a hearbeat if they offered Goofy's Sour Balls for free!
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    Re: Disneyland CM Union's List of Demands. Brought to you by Thejoshualee

    Hilarious, well done again.

    For all you critics, take note of his apologies.

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