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    10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Well, just talked to my source inside Disneyland (Sherlly Jo King) and she told me about the new advantages being rolled out for AP holders. I'm pretty excited about some of these.

    1. AP adult strollers. Free adult-sized strollers to keep you off your feet. A very big man (or woman, your choice) will push you around all day.

    2. AP food program. Not satisfied with the food at the Disneyland resort? Ha ha ha... no one is. Until now. AP holders will now not only get a 10-20% discount on all food, but you also get a 10-20% increase in taste and satisfaction. (Limit 2 entrees a day)

    3. AP Character opportunities. You've already done the character dining, right? Well now, AP holders, you will be able to have character personal hygiene visits. Get shaved by Goofy.

    4. AP filters. In addition to the ten (10) Cast Member murders you get every year, you now get ten (10) non AP guest murders. Murders are now transferable from year to year.

    5. AP Costuming. AP holders can now wear costumes and hold their own meet-n-greets.

    6. AP photography. No flash pictures please... Ha! Just kidding. AP holders can now take flash pictures whenever wherever they want. You are the ones that have the internet sites, right?

    7. AP Merchandise. Every AP holder will get a gift certificate for $100. Think of it as your pay for being a walking billboard for Disneyland.

    8. AP special entrance. Just flash your AP to the Cast Member in the third stall of the men's restroom near the LEGO store and gain entrance to a special underground pathway. This pathway will exit either in line for Space Mountain or Indiana Jones.

    9. AP Immunity. When an AP holder is our guest we want them to feel completely at home. So, like diplomats for lands afar, the laws of the United States no longer apply to you. Kill a man? We can take care of that. The Indiana Jones ride can always use more skeletons.

    10. Exclusive pin featuring The Beast dressed as The Little Mermaid. We don't get it either.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by Disneyphile
    How'd I know this was coming??
    Because he exists, that's why.

    I was offended 3.7 times in that list. Someone's gotta pay!
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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    All I know is that I'm very happy for perk #2. It's about darn time they've listened to my complaints!!!!!

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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by sediment
    Because he exists, that's why.

    I was offended 3.7 times in that list. Someone's gotta pay!
    I blame the public school system
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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Wow thats hilarious hehe!! Also.. uhm no, you should be blaming the health care system!






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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Glad to see these additions to our royal coffers.

    Do the rules apply to APers who are children as well? I think the AP immunity is taylor made for the them.
    Anything listed on the park maps as an attraction is fair game for inclusion in the Rally.
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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    8. AP special entrance. Just flash your AP to the Cast Member in the third stall of the men's restroom near the LEGO store and gain entrance to a special underground pathway. This pathway will exit either in line for Space Mountain or Indiana Jones.
    This one actually sounds kinda cool....

    Disney? Are you reading these?

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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by mamabot
    Glad to see these additions to our royal coffers.

    Do the rules apply to APers who are children as well? I think the AP immunity is taylor made for the them.
    It applies to anyone who has any AP.


    Them kids are gonna tucker themselves out with all the killing they'll do.
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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    AP special entrance. Just flash your AP to the Cast Member in the third stall of the men's restroom near the LEGO store and gain entrance to a special underground pathway. This pathway will exit either in line for Space Mountain or Indiana Jones.
    AND...as an added bonus, it would get you under those union picket lines.

    (Shoot. I forgot it was insensitve to joke about that....)

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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    Quote Originally Posted by localdisnyfan
    AND...as an added bonus, it would get you under those union picket lines.

    (Shoot. I forgot it was insensitve to joke about that....)
    Well I knew someone was going to take it too far. You can only joke about things that don't matter.
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    Cool Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    if only it were real... [sigh].

    Another power I think regular visitors of DL ought to have:

    AP holders (only the ones that pass the test) ought to be allowed to arrest rude people (even other AP holders) and place them in the Toon Town jail (get rid of the rubber bars), as an example for other guests. And pending a trial, headed by a qualified CM, should judge their 'Disneyness' and attitude. If they are convicted they will be sent to Universal Studios or Six Flags depending on their violation.

    I would say everbody should be allowed to do it but they wouldn't be there as often and it would be harder to keep them abreast of the rules and keep them regularly certified.

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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    I knew we could count on T-Gel to bring the funny. Thanks!
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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    4 and 9.....

    4 and 9.....

    all I need is 4 and 9.....
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    Re: 10 new perks for AP holders... brought to you by thejoshualee

    The one i find most unusual is # 10. The pins designers are just going too far.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

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