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    Genie Jokes

    So, I've seen Aladdin quite a few times now and I love the genie's comedic talent. So here are my fave jokes, and you can post yours

    - I need to call Genie Craig, after realizing his weight factor
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    - Jafar fell outta the ugly tree and hit every single branch on the way down
    - Hey, we can play Twister; right hand, blue, left hand ... blue?

    - And now for the Tiki Room reject, referring to Iago
    - Jafar, you're so ugly, if you went to the Haunted Mansion, you'd come out with a paycheck


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    Re: Genie Jokes

    "I haven't been this scared since I went duck hunting with Dick Cheney."

    "Sing it like Erika Kane!"

    "If Nic and Jessica can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?"

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    "I'm going to disneyland...








    WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S CLOSED!?!?!?!!!!!!!!"






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    Re: Genie Jokes

    Soarin, I haven't heard ANY of those jokes and I've seen the show quite a bit! Wow!

    I like
    --*after being released from the lamp* "I've been in there so long I've missed every episode of Desperate Housewives"

    --*when he appears holding the lamp he says in a Lord of the Rings Gollum voice* "my precioussss"
    --"like Dr Phil...I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else"

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    Re: Genie Jokes

    to iago: "two words:chicken nuggets"

    to jafar: " you know, you look great up close. But you'd look better from Ja-far."

    to jafar: " you know, if you last name was pepper shaker, your name would be Sultan Pepper shaker.

    to jafar: "sorry, i've been in-sultan you."

    to aladdin: "I can't bring people back from the dead...(ozzy osborne): SHARON!!!

    to audience: "I'm going to go find nemo"

    to aladdin: (napolian dynamite): "Fine, do whatever you flippin' want, GOD!"

    to aladdin: (govenator): "Do it, do it now, for the great state of Cal-i-forn-ia. Come on, don't be a girly-man!"

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    Re: Genie Jokes

    During the recall, after Jafar becomes sultan: Well on the bright side we're in California so he won't be in charge for that long, right?
    The King is back and he's ready to kick some tail. Do not mess with a mouse in black.

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    to iago: "two words:"buffalo wings"

    holding the lamp: I'd like to thank the Academy

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    Re: Genie Jokes

    That Jafar and the ugly tree thing.. had me cryin in the theater. That particularly Genie is my favorite. I laughed all weekend randomly because of him lmao.

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    Re: Genie Jokes

    One of these Genie's...he was doing the schtick last summer, was REALLY funny. The guy we just saw a couple weeks ago was good, but didn't have quite the same delivery. The "Talk the the left hand" stuff along with "Oh no you did - nnt" had my kids going for at least a month. He also had a great Arnold "Do it NOW!" Seriously...this guy last Summer was almost Robin Williams. I wonder if he's still there...

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    Re: Genie Jokes

    "Sultan Pepper shaker get it salt n pepper shaker"

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    Re: Genie Jokes

    Singing: Jafar is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Jafar is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    (I do rather wish that guy that posted the dubbed loop would've posted the unedited version...)
    -Tim

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