This happened a while ago, but it's still pretty funny (I say funny, but if you were me in this situation you wouldn't be laughing).
So I was at Disneyland by myself one day and decided to ride Space Mtn. I get in line and it took a while, but I finally was got to the ramp that leads you down to the loading platform. It was at this point that I smelled something, but I couldn't figure out what it was.
...What is that smell...
...ya know, it kinda smells like...
...But where is it coming fro-
It was at this point that I noticed three big Russian/Ukranian/(insert large hairy nationality here) guys infront of me. It was coming from them. All I could think was, "Oh God, plese don't let me sit behind them." "Maybe in a different train, that would be good." Well as luck would have it, I sat right behind them.
Now if you've been on Space Mtn. then you know there's a lot of wind and what not being blown in your face, so I assumed that it would just blow the smell right past me and I would be unaffected for the entire ride. This would be true if this was normaly B.O., but this was no normal B.O., this was B.B.O. (I couldn't stop making Seinfeld jokes in my head the entire time.) Anyway, I go through the entire ride trying to hold my breath and breath through my mouth not to smell it, but it was all to no avail. The B.O. ruined my ride on Space Mtn.
So, that's a lesson to you kids out there, if you see that you're going to sit behind people with terrible B.O., then just be rude and ask to sit in the front row of the next train. That way, you'll never have to experience the terror of B.O. in Space.