The one quacking so unintelligibly that the only ones who can understand him are ham operators who spend a lot of time listening to SSB. Guilty as charged.
I was told once that the swans in the castle moat have to be rotated out, as they're given so much popcorn and other junk that it gets bad for them. I wonder how well the free lance ducks (or are they TDA contract workers) survive on a diet of popcorn and churros...
I actually saw a baby bird fall into a storm drain before - and it was indirectly my fault! I knocked on the door of this house (I'm a Mormon and I was serving as a missionary at the time), and there was a wreath on the door. There also happened to be a bird's nest in the wreath - which I discovered after I knocked on the door. Well, the birds jumped out of the nest and started wandering around, and one of them hopped right into the storm drain.
OhMyGosh! I saw them last week at DL. I wait to see them every year! They are SOOO cute! I defy anybody to convince me that there is something CUTER in the whole wide world than BABY DUCKS! I know puppies are cute and maybe some babies(yeah, right). BUT BABY DUCKS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE! I love it when all ducks wave their little feathered tails back and forth. OH! Can you tell I am an animal person and not a parent!