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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    The Castle *IS* big. It's the guests that got small.

    Marge: Barnacle Bill's Home Pregnancy Test? Homer, shouldn't we have gone with a better-known brand?
    Homer: But Marge, this one came with a corn-cob pipe!
    Marge: [reading from the test box] "Ahoy, Maties! If the water turns blue, a baby for you! If purple ye see, no baby thar be!"
    Homer: So, which is it? Blue or purple?
    Marge: Pink.
    Homer: D'oh!
    Marge: "If ye test should fail, to a doctor set sail!"

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by HBG2
    But one ride on the Golden Zephyr and all is forgiven, no?
    A day in DCA without the Zephyr is like a day without novicane.

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    LOL! You guys are ALL nuts! Thank goodness!
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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Another thread like this?!

    How does this possibly have to deal with Disneyland an any way lol

    But still funny
    Last edited by A Disney Dreamer; 05-25-2006 at 05:01 PM.

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Very Funny!!

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    You're right, the rides all suck.

    Pressler knew what he talking about. People go to DL for the shopping.

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    DARN IT the joshualee! I burst out laughing so hard my boss came into my office and now I actually have to *WORK*!!!

    grumble, grumble - why do you have to be so dang funny? - grumble
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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    What's the fun of purposely saying provocative and nonsensical things?

    If you don't like the park and the rides, why yammer about it in a sarcastic way?

    What's the point of crapping in the punchbowl when everyone's at the party?

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Goddess Mara
    What's the fun of purposely saying provocative and nonsensical things?

    If you don't like the park and the rides, why yammer about it in a sarcastic way?

    What's the point of crapping in the punchbowl when everyone's at the party?
    Um..... ew

    and its funny?
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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    Matterhorn: It was the worlds first steel rollercoaster. It’s so old the “banked turn” wasn’t invented yet. One of the worlds slowest coasters also is one of the most painful. Also responsible for more women feeling violated than all the porn in the internet. .


    Nice. Roasts are good, but you are supposed to end each thing with why you love it.

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Let's not forget the always popular Fantasyland Teacups. Why on earth someone would want to go on a ride designed to make you yammy is beyond me! You're ALL crazy!
    I hate the teacups so much... I think I'm gonna make them optional on the Gumball Rally!!
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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Matterhorn: It was the worlds first steel rollercoaster. It’s so old the “banked turn” wasn’t invented yet. One of the worlds slowest coasters also is one of the most painful. Also responsible for more women feeling violated than all the porn in the internet.

    I almost peed my pants when I read this...

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    How I have made the suckiest rides rock


    Matterhorn: make out in dark spots. Then let out blood curling screams at every opening during the ride. Stop while the park is not in view. Guaranteed to entertain any other riders.
    Haunted Mansion: sing and dance in your seat. Yell out loud "OMG, there's Uncle Kenny!"
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye: You or a friend get in the drivers seat. Put on sunglasses. Yell at them during all of the adventure stuff "Dammit, this is why I should have driven! Watch out for that! Turn on the AC, I'm melting in here!' and other stuff.
    Pirates of the Caribbean: Scream bloody hell during the second drop. Sing the yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me part only. Make up words for the rest.
    Splash Mountain: rock the log some. Sing its a small world while you're outside.
    Space Mountain: I got nut'n. Love this ride. Mostly just screaming loudly, which makes any ride better cause you get dizzy
    Sleeping Beauty’s Castle:Look at it with your boyfriend/date/whatever and say, " Gee honey, isn't Sleeping Beauty romaaaantic? I'd love to get married RIGHT Here." Try to catch up as they run away. (Point out gold spike to lost looking tourists.
    The Enchanted Tiki Room: Notice the mouthsandn birds that arent moving.. I dunno, I got nutn. Hate stupid Iago and stuff being there (they are still in there, right?)

    Not that my list is as good, but it was fun making it

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Quote Originally Posted by sediment
    Hilsbro is gonna wanna pound you for this.

    Wow...your so smart...are you a Medium??

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    Re: Disneyland Sacred Cow Roast: Why your favorite rides suck.

    Its funny that people THINK I am joking.

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