**Critical Disneyland Decisions to be made!!

**The Mad Hatter** · 01-21-2005, 09:03 AM

Who would win in a fight between the restless natives on the Jungle Cruise (http://www.disneylandpostcards.com/aljcnatives3.jpg) and the crew of the Wicked Wench on POTC (http://www.disneylandpostcards.com/nospocnew2.jpg)???

**swagdaddy** · 01-21-2005, 09:07 AM

I would imagine the Pirates would win..............unless the ghosts from the Haunted Mansion snuck up from behind them with folding chairs. The natives and ghosts formed an alliance back in the mid 70's.

**Rose Red** · 01-21-2005, 09:25 AM

The crew of the wicked wench would have to win. After all they do have a giant ship and those poor restless natives our fairly out numbered
cannons to spears... hmmmm

**LAURA** · 01-21-2005, 09:27 AM

the pirates would win....their weapons are way more advanced

**innerSpaceman** · 01-21-2005, 09:46 AM

Ah, but the restless natives would simply have the bubble-blowing Hippos that are under their voodoo control ram the hull of the Wicked Wench and send its scurvy crew down to Davy Jones.

**mamabot** · 01-21-2005, 09:58 AM

I think that the pirates would be out numbered by the natives. We don'nt know how many of those natives are lurking in the deep brush of the jungle.

Plus, the natives have Trader Sam on their team.

**Rose Red** · 01-21-2005, 10:04 AM

Ahhh... one can accomplish anything with trader sam on your side. The infinite amount of shrunken heads alone is invaluable

**The Mad Hatter** · 01-21-2005, 10:05 AM

It's a tough one...I know. As much as I like the pirates, I'd have to say that the natives would kick some butt. I mean, thos pirates have been shooting at that darn fort for how long?? Close to 50 years now?? And they still haven't gotten them to give up.

**mamabot** · 01-21-2005, 10:05 AM

I heard he was the Head Salesman, but he does double duty as the Head Chef as well.

with him on their side I think they'd end up ahead in the end

**Dustysage** · 01-21-2005, 10:06 AM

Yes, but all you have to do to defeat the natives is wait for them to lower their spears and turn around.

**TNTigger** · 01-21-2005, 10:08 AM

It's got to be the Pirates, mate!

**Rose Red** · 01-21-2005, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by mamabot

I heard he was the Head Salesman, but he does double duty as the Head Chef as well.

LMAO!!

**Tech_Disney** · 01-21-2005, 10:22 AM

I heard rumors that Tom Morrow is organizing all the characters from the east side of the park and training them to be top secret Ninjas. Then when the timing is right they will sneak into every attraction on the west side and quietly murder every character in there.

**figment1986** · 01-21-2005, 10:50 AM

Natives have those maneating hippoes ram the boat and eat the pirates.. while the ghosts finnish the pirates off.... natives know vodo and will win!!!!!!

**The Mad Hatter** · 01-21-2005, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by Tech_Disney

I heard rumors that Tom Morrow is organizing all the characters from the east side of the park and training them to be top secret Ninjas. Then when the timing is right they will sneak into every attraction on the west side and quietly murder every character in there.

Tom Morrow couldn't ninja his way out of a paper bag.