Disneyland rides that should NEVER be made into movies!

[Redsix]

Originally Posted by TheGreatEscapist

Has there ever been a Jungle Cruise movie?

Yeah the african queen....well I think that is backwards, they made the jungle cruise after the african queen.

[swagdaddy]

Originally Posted by DLFreak71

HM shouldn't have been a movie.

I don't think it shouldn't have been made into a movie. It just shouldn't have been made into THAT movie. There was a lot of potential with HM. I think the ball was dropped when time came to make decisions.

Space Mountain, The Enchanted Tiki Room and The Jungle Cruise would be my picks to avoid a movie vamping.

[Momzilla59]

Come see this rollicking adventure through It's a Small World. Laugh as you see children playing in mid-air. Gasp at the non-pc stereotypes. Sing along with the theme song- and above all enjoy your three hour tour.
Three hour tour.

Gilligan at It's a Small World. Coming soon to a theatre near you!

[WatchYourHeadNStep]

Blood Bath At The Penny Arcade! Horror! Death! Mayhem! Watch as characters emerge from black and white cartoon loops to reap havoc upon Disneyland's Main Street! The only way to stop them is to pull the power or stop feeding pennies into the machines!

[Cousin Orville]

Shrunken Ned, the Movie. "Mosquito Coast meets Marcus Welby" with an R rated decapitation scene.

[WatchYourHeadNStep]

Journey To Storybook Land! Riders go in but NEVER come out! Ahhhhhhhhh!

[Wotan]

Orange Stinger: The Movie. Everyone's seat in the theater swings around and around and around...and you leave smelling like oranges.

Parking Tram: The Movie--along the lines of Waiting for Godot, people wait for trams that never arrive. At the end, the tram arrives, but doesn't go anywhere. People still keep their feet and hands inside at all times.

And borrowing from "My Dinner with Andre", we have "My dinner at Blue Bayou" where one lucky MiceChat member has dinner with Al inside the BB, and discuss all that is right and wrong with WDC.

[WatchYourHeadNStep]

Disneyland - No Kids Day Part 2!

The Wrath Of The Annual Passholder!

[JiminyCricketFan]

Here is another: THE RIVERBOAT

The story of a courageous crew who set sail down a mysterious river only to be attacked by a group of robotic Indians...

[ProfGriffin]

Matterhorn the Movie.

In fact, this was a joke played out in HBO's series, Entourage. Terrorists seize control of the Matterhorn attraction in Disneyland and one man (according to Entourage) Colin Farrell must climb the mountain and defeat the Terrorists.

Yeah, bad idea. Which is why Vincent Chase (the fictional movie star in the series) turned it down.

[brigeet]

Did anyone watch The Soup on E! this weekend? They made a trailor for the Teacup movie. It was cute! Here's a link... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv30v2Lyn80

[pineapplewhipaddict]

Space Mountain and Innoventions.

[Ride Warrior]

Gadjet's "When You've Gotta Go" Coaster -
A Differnt Kind Of "Water" Ride

This is a film for bathroom lovers everywhere. While visiting Disneyland, an incontinent couple develope an affinity for the park's beautifully themed johns. To their dismay, however, they find that they cannot last through a single ride without having one or more "embarrasing moments".

Things take a positive turn for the better when the pair are told that Gadjet's coaster is "incontenance accessible". Those that "can't wait" even get to go in...err, to the front of the line. Our happy couple enjoyed the ride so much that they went again and again.

[Mac Daddy]

Originally Posted by WatchYourHeadNStep

Journey To Storybook Land! Riders go in but NEVER come out! Ahhhhhhhhh!

I think the imagineers should take a look at this. What three year old doesn't want to enter a blood filled whale mouth?

[roxystar68]

However much I love them,
Dole Whips: The Movie!