Oh this sounds so fun!!!! Here's the script:
(Against a black background, you see an EXTREME CLOSE UP of a golden landscape. The camera pans over the landscape, dipping into the deep fried valleys and peaks)
(very serious tone)
Now that the 50th is over, something even BIGGER is coming to the Disneyland Resort. A new year. A year of magic, a year of fantasy, a year of dreams,and a year of...
(Shot rapidly pulls back from the EXTREME CHURRO CLOSEUP to HEIMLICH munching on the churro)
(Disneyland Resort Logo is shown as HEIMLICH happily scarfs down the churro)
The Year of a Million Churros. Coming October... only to the Disneyland Resort.
Disney should totally hire me!