Best Jungle Cruise Skippers

mycroft16 · 08-10-2006, 04:26 PM

My wife and I went to Disney for our honeymoon and rode Jungle Cruise last thing before the park closed. There were about 3 people on the boat in addition to us. The guide was awesome. As we pulled up to the dock he said the following:

"I'd like to thank the California State Penitentiary work release program for allowing me to be here today. Be sure to gather up all your valuables folks, purses, watches, little kids. When we close down we take all the kids left behind, run em on over to Small World, superglue their little feet to the floor and make them sing that [you could hear the italics in his voice] song over and over again."

What are your favorite "non-scripted" jokes from the ride?

adormouse · 08-10-2006, 06:43 PM

My favorite skipper so far is Sammy. He was funny, flirty, and totally entertaining. Sadly my memory is so bad, I can't remember his jokes, but I do know the next time I go to Disneyland I want him as my skipper.

08-10-2006, 04:26 PM	#1
mycroft16 Lovin the Magic since '79 Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Too Far From Disneyland Posts: 6,090	Best Jungle Cruise Skippers My wife and I went to Disney for our honeymoon and rode Jungle Cruise last thing before the park closed. There were about 3 people on the boat in addition to us. The guide was awesome. As we pulled up to the dock he said the following: "I'd like to thank the California State Penitentiary work release program for allowing me to be here today. Be sure to gather up all your valuables folks, purses, watches, little kids. When we close down we take all the kids left behind, run em on over to Small World, superglue their little feet to the floor and make them sing that [you could hear the italics in his voice] song over and over again." What are your favorite "non-scripted" jokes from the ride? __________________ Next Trips: June 2010, October 2010, December 2011

08-10-2006, 06:43 PM	#2
adormouse Lost in Wonderland Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Tucson, Arizona Posts: 379	Re: Best Jungle Cruise Skippers My favorite skipper so far is Sammy. He was funny, flirty, and totally entertaining. Sadly my memory is so bad, I can't remember his jokes, but I do know the next time I go to Disneyland I want him as my skipper. __________________

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