I am pretty sure that I saw Maynard stumbling out of a pub near a Garden Grove bus stop. He staggered over to the bench where people were awaiting the arrival of their transportation and made a bunch of his classic silly faces. Only, unlike Disneyland where guests would join in and laugh for days, a large man of color hit him with a stick and took his wallet.
It was in the paper.
I know you're kidding around, but this is a real person you're talking about, and one who occasionally surfs the internet (eg: has been known to read MiceChat once in a while). And that's not the type of humor he would probably prefer made about him.
Maynard's very into clean, child-friendly humor. I don't think he'd appreciate being talked of in that way.
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...
He has been doing some commercials for different area theme parks, specifically for the Wild Animal Park, he did some recorded announcer work, so it's possible he recieved complimentary tickets for that.