In my best grumpy old man voice----
"eh, back in my day we didn't have these fancy 3-D movies about shrinking an audience; we had Circlevision, and we liked it.
an, back in my day we didn't have these fancy plastic sided monorails; we had metal, and we liked it.
ah, back in my day we didn't have these fancy rotating trade shows; we had audio animawhatyoumacalltronic stage shows; and we liked it.
meh, back in my day we didn't have low flying victorian missiles; we had high flying Rockets, and we liked it.
nah, back in my day we didn't have tours to any stars; we had flights to the Moon and Missions to Mars, and Adventures within the confines of innerspace, and we liked it.
bah, back in my day we didn't have fancy shoes to walk everywhere; we had to take buckets hanging from wires thru ice caverns and over Pirate Ships and peoplemathigs thru video games, just to end up back where we started,
and we liked it
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