Recently I read the Sedako's thred about theft in the Haunted mansion and someone mentioned that it could be someone spreding the ashes of their loved ones on the ride.
I assume this is frowned upon.
Recently my wife asked me where would I want my ashes inturred and I quicked quipped back, "Drop em into the Jungle Cruise or better yet, wait for a light moment on Tarzan's Treehouse and "let my freak flag fly".
I had no idea this had been actually done and was only joking!
Does this happen?
And on a more terrible note... (I know, whats more terrible that being the next boat to pass through "Aunt Gertie" on It's a small world.) but what if someone wanted to drop toxic things in the water rides. You know what I mean, but I won't mention them here.
I will end this post with the Top 10 Worst Rides to Free your loved ones' ashes.
It would leave smoke trail like your Dumbo was shot down. And the folks behind you may be a little poopy too.
No one would (a) care, (b) notice and if you ever bragged about it, people would just smile and nod and then ignore you.
8. Any Main Street Horse Drawn Carriage.
Those horses are liable to eat anything and your loved one will be recycled in ways unthought of before.
7. No Churro Stands Please!!
"Thats not extra cinnamon!"
6. Indiana Jones and The Temple of teh Forbidden Eye
Too bumby. Your will make your own car and passengers look like Tom Cruise in War Of The Worlds. (No, not jumping off a couch, being covered in ashes...sheesh...keep up)
5. Pirates of the Caribean
At the rate this ride is breaking down, your little deposit may be the reason its closed for weeks. In fact, don;t even breath when you are on that ride... the less jossleing the better.
4. The Little Mermaid Autograph clamshell.
You want to see a Mermaid pissed in 1 second. Of course, you could just tell her it's seasoning and bredding for a new recipe: "Ariel a'la Uncle Melvin."
3. Anywhere near security.
What starts with "A" and rythems with "nthrax"... yeah... bad spot.
2. Rivers of America
You seen that water?
... and the number one place to drop ashes in Disneyland is:
1. Winnie The Pooh
Here you are guarenteed years of undisturbed reverence as no one rides this thing anyways but your dust will mix with pooh dust and I am not sure that is what you wanted.