Don't you just love people that are overdramatic? Well, it doesn't seem too overdramatic to me. I was rushing to get to the California Screamin' fastpass machines, and passed by .... or should I say under, the Maliboomer. I saw the column closest to me "launch", and head straight up.
At that point, the woman in front of me started screaming, and said "oh my God, oh my God!", while looking up. Less than two feet in front of me, a heavy Coach purse slammed into the concrete. Apparently it was launched straight up from someone's lap or hands, and flew back down to Earth, and chose the unfortunate (for me) spot right in front of where I was briskly walking.
A man came up to me and said, "Are you okay?" I was fine. He then said "what was that, a book?!?"