I cannot think of this without laughing, not because it is funny, but because of the way my daughter told me this story and how shocking it was to me!
This is exactly what she said "Mom, I was going through Brother Bear country having a great time and all of a sudden I noticed some fake poop on the ground. I thought to myself "Wow, that's really realistic looking poop!" Then I noticed that there were a bunch of flies swarming around it and I thought "That's making it even more realistic looking ." Then I realized "Oh my gosh! That's not fake poop . That's real HUMAN poop!"
I cannot imagine what kind of person would have pooped on the ground in DCA. I'm sure it was a kid, but if a kid was young enough to not know better than to poop on the ground, then I would think he/she would have had a parent with him/her to clean it up!
This was probably the worst thing one of my daughters or I saw in the parks while we were there, but I was also just floored at how many people would accidentally knock stuff on the ground or their kids would accidentally knock stuff on the ground, but then instead of picking it up , they would just look at it and walk away!!