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    The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    I just got my greasy little hands on the unofficial list of teams for the Gumball Rally!!! Not only that, but my various spies in Disneyland has seen most of them practicing and gave me a complete report on their respective strategies.

    TEAM WHERE IN THE (DISNEY) WORLD
    This team has yet to complete the goal of riding all the attractions in one day. They spend too much time standing two inches from random bathroom fixtures trying to guess where they are.
    THREAT: Minimal

    TEAM PHOTO UPDATE
    This team has come close a few times, but never made it the whole way. They are good, however, and photographing themselves on the rides with minimal flashage. They are easily distracted by funny cast members and religious people.
    THREAT: Moderate.

    TEAM SUCKS
    They have met at the parking structure a few times, but start to bemoan the fact that the over pixarization of Disneyland isn’t what they remember, or more correctly what they imagine they would remember if they were alive before Pixar, and then went home.
    THREAT: Nil.

    TEAM FASTPASS SUCKS
    Come on, do you REALLY think they have a chance?
    THREAT: Nil.

    TEAM DISNEY WORLD
    They have managed to ride very ride at the Magic Kingdom with enough time left over to eat dinner at the Electric Umbrella. Unfortunately, they live in Florida
    THREAT: Minimal. Slightly more than TEAM FASTPASS SUCKS.

    TEAM TOKYO DISNEY
    They showed up but couldn’t stomach how bad Disney did on a theme park compared to The Oriental Land Company.
    THREAT: Minimal.

    TEAM LOST
    They did very well, and were all happy to discover that it took 4 hours 8 seconds to ride 15 attractions.
    THREAT: Substantial .

    TEAM VMK
    OMG!!!11 they r teh hotsexor imholol!!!11 with teh linz and da fastpasexor dy r da #1BBQ!11
    THREAT: WANT INFNO PPL PLZ!!!1

    TEAM COW
    Very good team, but their fatal flaw is never being able to stay together or deciding on what to do next.
    THREAT: Substantial.

    TEAM DMCA
    They start out fine, but end up puking on just about every ride they go on or surface they encounter.
    THREAT: Minimal

    TEAM TEENAGE APERS
    Their youth, spunk, and experience are their strengths; their constant breaking of rules could be a big problem, as is their curfew.
    THREAT: Substantial.

    TEAM LITTER BOX
    Well… one of their teammates crapped in one of the rockets in the Astro Orbiter…. And the rest cheered them on.
    THREAT: Minimal.

    TEAM STARLIGHT LOUNGE
    They got disqualified for engaging in adult situations on the Haunted Mansion.
    THREAT: Nil.

    TEAM DEBATE LOUNGE
    They were doing very well, until they found a dead duck. After that they just stood around and yelled about how Bush family oil has killed the duck and its whole family.
    THREAT: As long as Bush is in office: Very High.

    TEAM MICECLUBS
    They start out strong, and then the members started to trail off leaving only one person. Then they just disappeared.
    THREAT: Nil.

    TEAM GAY DAYS
    They didn’t really show up to compete, they just came to have a good time with a bunch of friendly people who wear completely innocent shirts, unless you are a perverted straight person or an over zealous Christian. So the shirt says, “I want to lie until my nose goes in your blowhole, Monstro.” What’s wrong with that?
    THREAT: Minimal


    Well there you have it. You may notice my team is not on the list, I don’t want to give anything away about my plans of course. (I’ll give you a hint. You have to figure out the Train station to Churro equitant to have any chance at all)
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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Nice!!

    I'm on the DMCA team and the Lost team. We drank 4 shots, threw up 8 times, drank 15 margaritas, threw up 16 times, drank 23 martinis, then flashed 42 people!!

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Team DMCA, puking? If you cant handle your likker you dont belong in the DMCA

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Great List! But, you forgot TEAM: WELL, IN MY DAY... We had trouble from the start because we would only park in Timon and then kept waiting for the blue and yellow trams. Then upon entering the Park we wouldn't acknowledge the new-fangled rides/attractions. We couldn't seem to get past the fact that Rod Miller wasn't at the Coke Corner and then we got confused and then beligerent when we couldn't dine at the Chicken of the Sea Tuna Boat. Ultimately we had a good time but somehow it just wasn't as fun as we remembered it from (fill in the blank) years ago.

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Great list and hilarious also! I haven't come up with a team name yet, but I'm sure we'll figure out something...
    Last edited by RobotMirror; 09-20-2006 at 12:52 PM.

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    NeverNeverLand: What team are we?

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by RetroMousie View Post
    Great List! But, you forgot TEAM: WELL, IN MY DAY... We had trouble from the start because we would only park in Timon and then kept waiting for the blue and yellow trams. Then upon entering the Park we wouldn't acknowledge the new-fangled rides/attractions. We couldn't seem to get past the fact that Rod Miller wasn't at the Coke Corner and then we got confused and then beligerent when we couldn't dine at the Chicken of the Sea Tuna Boat. Ultimately we had a good time but somehow it just wasn't as fun as we remembered it from (fill in the blank) years ago.
    Yup. That's my team all right. We'd win, but we'll only go on rides built before 1980.
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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Olympicnut View Post
    Team DMCA, puking? If you cant handle your likker you dont belong in the DMCA
    Here! Here!! We actually would be a substantial threat if we were puking all over the rides...because that means that WE got on the ride...but YOU couldn't until our spewage was cleaned up. Hah!

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee View Post
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    TEAM COW
    Very good team, but their fatal flaw is never being able to stay together or deciding on what to do next.
    THREAT: Substantial.


    TEAM GAY DAYS
    They didn’t really show up to compete, they just came to have a good time with a bunch of friendly people who wear completely innocent shirts, unless you are a perverted straight person or an over zealous Christian. So the shirt says, “I want to lie until my nose goes in your blowhole, Monstro.” What’s wrong with that?
    THREAT: Minimal
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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Actually, Team DMCA wouldn't be slowed down by puking!! We would be distracted by bars!! However, since this doesn't take place in DCA and there are none in DL, you might want to upgrade our threat status! I'm just sayin...
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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    What about team GONNA RAM YA WITH MY STROLLER

    We'd win by just thrusting our Strollernators through the lines to get to the front.. But then again, we might get caught, arrested and then throw into the DisneyJail to be fed by the DisneyDragon...

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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!



    You seriously should write for a living and actually get PAID for coming up with this stuff!!!!




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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee View Post
    I just got my greasy little hands on the unofficial list of teams for the Gumball Rally...
    He didn't get it from me!


    P.S. Don't forget Team Sunday Meet. Their only challenge other than showing up on time will be that they can't pull themselves away from the Hub to get on any rides!
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    Re: The Unofficial Gumball Rally Team List!!!

    That was pretty funny - I so wish I could be there! Maybe we could have a dream team - we all dream of being there.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Circarama View Post
    He didn't get it from me!


    P.S. Don't forget Team Sunday Meet. Their only challenge other than showing up on time will be that they can't pull themselves away from the Hub to get on any rides!
    Threat Factor=
    why of why can't this be VMK and i could hire minions to say bang bang... lol

    team VMK is more challenging than that... I offered a winning member inferno! ha ha ha ha ha!

    oh and, show off.. (I'm on VMK WDW... we can do everything, but disqualified because we're in well.. WDW and not DL.... but hey, the dinner at the Harbor House, and the Dole Whips with sprinkles are great.

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