Never Insult the Dole WHip FLoat...(or else this will happen to you!)

[SplashMoun10]

...never insult the dole whip float AND NEVER EVER taunt someone who extremely loves them and can not so conveniently get one!...(or else this will happen to you!)

(SPASHMOUN10): aww...i should have put a dole whip float in it..haha..i still could
(Aaronpaulcustoms): lol
(Aaronpaulcustoms): id rather u didnt
(SPASHMOUN10): haha
(Aaronpaulcustoms): it would be better if you broke ur neck on indy
(SPASHMOUN10): lol
(Aaronpaulcustoms): yup

(Aaronpaulcustoms): and than fell out onto the track and mutilated as EMV's keep running you over for 4 hours until a CM finally notices ur body off the side of the track
(SPASHMOUN10): haha would i atleast die next to "bones?"
(Aaronpaulcustoms): no
(Aaronpaulcustoms): you would be saved in time
(Aaronpaulcustoms): and than they take u away on a strecher and take u backstage
(Aaronpaulcustoms): than 2 CMs carrying a crate of Dole Whip mix accidentally knock u off the strecher without noticing...and than a CM sweeps u into a trash compactor

Now would u really want that to happen to you??

[aaronpaulcustoms]

I never said that! Did I? Hmmm....i might have. Oh well! Well...THATS RIGHT THATS GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU IF U INSULT THE DOLE WHIP! YEAH!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!

[Walt Jr.]

...never insult the dole whip float AND NEVER EVER taunt someone who extremely loves them and can not so conveniently get one!...(or else this will happen to you!)

(SPASHMOUN10): aww...i should have put a dole whip float in it..haha..i still could
(Aaronpaulcustoms): lol
(Aaronpaulcustoms): id rather u didnt
(SPASHMOUN10): haha
(Aaronpaulcustoms): it would be better if you broke ur neck on indy
(SPASHMOUN10): lol
(Aaronpaulcustoms): yup

(Aaronpaulcustoms): and than fell out onto the track and mutilated as EMV's keep running you over for 4 hours until a CM finally notices ur body off the side of the track
(SPASHMOUN10): haha would i atleast die next to "bones?"
(Aaronpaulcustoms): no
(Aaronpaulcustoms): you would be saved in time
(Aaronpaulcustoms): and than they take u away on a strecher and take u backstage
(Aaronpaulcustoms): than 2 CMs carrying a crate of Dole Whip mix accidentally knock u off the strecher without noticing...and than a CM sweeps u into a trash compactor

Now would u really want that to happen to you??

Yep, that really says it all!

[Loomis]

Should the appropriate punishment be to be struck with the Ceremonial Whip of Dole?

[aaronpaulcustoms]

Should the appropriate punishment be to be struck with the Ceremonial Whip of Dole?

Possibly...i have thought of this too. BUT it would be a waste of said Whip of Dole and i dont think the perp. would be deserving enough to have a whip just flung at his face...or jugular

[barfownz]

*talks like homer simpson*

Mmmmmmm....dole float.

[SplashMoun10]

maybe the perp. could have to listen to rosy O'donnel talk for 3 months straight without ever recieving free sourdough bread! from the bakery

[VeganPrincess]

maybe the perp. could have to listen to rosy O'donnel talk for 3 months straight without ever recieving free sourdough bread! from the bakery

[Quacky4Donald]

The approrpiate punishment would be to go back in time and be forced to ride Superstar Limo endlessly while eating a knock-off brand of a Dole Whip Float all the while listening to Hansen's "MMMBop" with no end in sight. Then, just as you think it's over your limo breaks through the wall and you're forced to listen to a business lecture that Michael Eisner is giving, but not in talk, but in his tone deaf singing voice. How about THAT for punishment?

...Joe...

[Dippy Dawg]

I think that one borders and cruel and unusual

[Quacky4Donald]

I think that one borders and cruel and unusual

Why thank you. I take that as a high compliment.

...Joe...

[aaronpaulcustoms]

mice chatters are cruel haha

[DiSnEyFrEaK21]

mice chatters are cruel haha

That's right you dont mess with Disneyland or the sacred Dole whip float!