This is just a silly little joke idea of what DL might be like in the dreams of certain executives...
Disneyland will be renamed Disney Park West, in accordance with the rebranding of Disney Parks.
Main Street, U.S.A, will become Pirates of the Carribean Red Carpet Commemorative Walkway. There will be photo-op cutouts of celebrities along the street, and the upper levels of the Main Street facades will be stripped away and replaced with giant printed "murals" of the films' stars.
In the Central Plaza, the statue of Walt holding Mickey's hand will be replaced with a statue of Jack Sparrow holding Jack the monkey's hand. Sparrow's image will also be carved into the face of the Matterhorn.
The entire west side of the park will become Pirateland, including such attractions as:
Pirates of the Jungles of the Caribbean
The Jack Sparrow Adventure: Pirates of The Forbidden Eyepatch
Jack Sparrow's Treehouse (he *was* marooned on an island at some point )
Jack Sparrow's Enchanted Shoulder-Parrot Room
Jerry Bruckheimer Steamboat
Big Thunder-Storm-at-Sea Mountain
The Golden Anchor Revue
The Pirated Mansion
The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-"Pooh-rate"
Jack Sparrow's Swashbucklin' Arcade
and, of course,
Pirates of the Caribbean
Fantasyland will become Disney Princess Kingdom. Everything in the land will be replaced by boutiques for the newly expanded Princess Faire, except the Matterhorn (see above) and Small World (see below).
Mickey's Toontown will become Disney Channel Stars' Tweentown, where you can visit the "homes" of Raven, Hannah Montana, Zach and Cody, etc. Attractions will be made simple and easily changeable, so that when a Disney Channel star grows out of tween stardom and gets replaced, their attraction can be replaced as well. It's a Small World will become a part of this land, and will become The Cheetah Girls' Cheetahlicious World Tour.
Tomorrowland will remain as it is .