First we had a report/video of a Jungle Cruise skipper giving the worst spiel ever.
Last night I watched the First 50 Magical Years again to escape the cold and the CM giving the spiel in there was even worse. He didn't even do it right and completely gave the wrong wording. Instead of "Shortly after Disneyland opened a young boy from Garden Grove rode his bike down to the park" he went "Steve Martin from Garden Grove drove to Disneyland and wanted a job." He was completely uninterested in being there, recited the incorrect spiel, and recited it so dryly and roboticly that Stephen Hawking would've delivered a more interesting and less robot-sounding spiel than this kid.
Then there's the man-almost-woman bearded transgender person serving pizza in DCA. Yes Disneyland cannot discriminate, but it's not like a bearded almost-but-not-quite "girl" doesn't create some extremely uncomfortable questions for parents to answer on their family vacation to the park. Hell the "beard" violates the Disney Look, but that doesn't matter when it's another number to fill in on TDA's weekly hiring quota right?
How long will it be until we get drug addict carnies operating Peter Pan while smoking? If I were to guess, I'd say May or June at the rate the hiring is going at the park.