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    Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Somethingawful posted a funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary:

    www.somethingawful.com it should be the first article.

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Funny that a porno review is right below the DCA review

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Despite the vastness of DCA-bashing material I've read in the past, this has to be some of the most sarcastic. Yet all of it is so true, it's hilarious.

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    The only thing more pathetic than the annual commemoration of DCA is a Jerry Lewis Telethon.
    "As usual he's taken over the coolest spot in the house"- Father re: Orville 1963

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Nobody has ever bought a ticket to DCA....never. I couldn't help but laugh.

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Omg I almost had tears! So great!

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    I was in tears too. But it's also so sad because so much of it is based on truth.

    But when you break the numbers down DCA's attendance isn't all that impressive. It's actually just six guys who have annual passports that go over and over again.
    After I stopped laughing...I said to myself, "Yeah. And I bet I know where all six of those guys post on the internet."


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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    They don't call it the passholder's lounge for nothing.

    Frankly, I kind of like DCA a little. There are two or three pretty good attractions. Maybe as many as five.

    Best part? If you get a little foot-weary on your trip to Disneyland, you don't have to queue up and ride the monorail over to the Disneyland Hotel to enjoy a little strong refreshment. Just stroll across the esplanade, walk into DCA and belly up to the bar!

    We've actually spent up to 4 hours in DCA before going over to Disneyland for the rest of the day.

    Here's a challenge for Circarama:
    Organize a DCA Gumball Rally. Participants must complete every attraction in the park... before noon!
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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Eisner deserves a 21-gun salute,... preferably from people with good aim.

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Don't be hatin' on the DCA (although I did point Grumpi to the SA.com article, my bad)

    Seriously, less stress... and the Cove Bar makes a fantastic weekend kickback spot... and I still love winning stuffed animals at the games

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    while others deny that anybody has ever purchased a ticket to just DCA.
    I hate to say it someone did buy a one day one park ticket for DCA...

    But he might be just making stuff up.

    Or I might be reading it wrong.

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Throughout the park you'll find stay at home and single mothers with a kid in one hand and a glass of wine in the other. Nothing says unhappy alcoholic housewife like being unable to resist the urge to drink with your kid at a theme park
    I have to say, I love these two lines! I havent laughed that hard in a while.

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    Re: Funny article about DCA's 6th. anniversary

    Hey, I kinda like DCA too! It grows on you, especially with repeated visits with my annual pass--lol...Seriously, I love, love the Grizzly River run, Soarin over California, and the Tower of Terror!

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