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    favorite lines from jungle cruise

    mine would have to be this one time where the skipper let a little girl "steer" for him while he talked..and when the natives attacked and he made the sound of them throwing their spears..he pretended to get hit by them and just slumped over dead for like 5 minutes..
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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    Mine was years ago my husband (this is his absoloute favorite ride) and I rode the Jungle Ride at closing. After he shot the Hippo, the captain said, that was so much fun, lets go back and do it again, and he reversed the boat backwards, I couldn't believe it, what a great memory!

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    "Oh and here we have the baboon family; mommy babboon, daddy baboon, baby baboon, and their hairdresser Vidal baboon" This one is super old, I think its a Maynard original
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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    I thought the whole tigers (or was it lions?) watching over the dead animal carcass thing was funny the first time. but i guess now its kinda old.
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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~yoda/disneyland/jungle.htm

    list of some of the best Jungle Cruise jokes i've seen.

    "Now wave goodbye to all the beautiful people on the dock....now wave to everyone else."

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    Ok so from WDW but still very funny.

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    Quote Originally Posted by Adelade View Post
    "Oh and here we have the baboon family; mommy babboon, daddy baboon, baby baboon, and their hairdresser Vidal baboon" This one is super old, I think its a Maynard original
    That's a great one. NOT a Maynard original, however. The full joke goes, "There's the baboon family...Pat Baboon, Debbie Baboon, and their hairdresser, Vidal Baboon."

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    "Get out."


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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    Quote Originally Posted by Opus1guy View Post
    "Get out."

    Yeah, that one delivered correctly can catch new people off guard. I like it when the skipper gets all serious and says "Here's a little advice that my father gave me.....get out!"
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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    A loooong time ago a Skipper told everyone to scoot down as far as they could towards the driver. It's when we loaded, and we all assumed we did it to make room for more Jungle explorers. We were wrong, "Hey guys! Thanks for cleaning my seats, they sure were dirty!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLandFansAZ View Post
    Yeah, that one delivered correctly can catch new people off guard. I like it when the skipper gets all serious and says "Here's a little advice that my father gave me.....get out!"
    Here's a variation of that line I remeber very well-
    Upon my 18th birthday, my parents told me, "Son/daughter, your free ride is over, now get out"
    Oh, that was so rude. PLEASE get out."

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    Best line I've EVER heard was (as we were passing Indy), "And over there is the net that children get stuck to. And everynight we scrape em' off and stick them in It's a Small World"
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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    I don't know how many times I've heard this one, and I know it shouldn't be funny anymore but I like when the Skipper takes time to point out his favorite plants.

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    At the hippo pool, :fires pistol into the air: "That got ones in the trees!"

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    Re: favorite lines from jungle cruise

    Last month we had a funny skipper who took us on "Rockin Jungle Cruise" He flashed the lights on and off and sang "Welcome to the Jungle."
    It was hilarious.
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