Here ye be, lass--
I, state your name...
Can always be trusted NOT to be trusted,
To run from any fight I cannot win,
To win any fight I cannot run from,
To plunder treasure with a hearty laugh,
To swab the deck with a hearty hand,
To seek freedom with a hearty heart,
And to sing "Yo Ho" in a hearty voice... over and over again!
AND... to discourage the use of "parlay" in situations of conflict when those who seek to evoke it are only tryin' to save their own skins anyway, causin' pain and sufferin' for the captain, death and destruction for the entire crew, and an abuse of the use of "parlay" as defined in the Code- which is more what you'd call guidelines than actual rules anyway.
Ah, just say... Yo Ho!
You are now officially pirates!