Alright, so ever since a Small World Christmas and Haunted Mansion Holiday, Disney has been trying to think of other rides to refurb for Holidays. Instead of posting rides you would like to see refurbed for the Holidays, how about Holiday refurbs you absolutely do not want to happen. Here's my list:
Ernest and the Temple of the Forbidden Troll- Based on Touchstone Pictures Halloween classic "Ernest Scared Stupid", Disney turns it's "Idiana Jones Adventure" into a comical spoof for Halloween. Instead of an animatronic Indy, you have an animatronic Ernest trying to fight Trolls with supersoakers filled with milk.
Pirates Of spring break- Actually I stole this one from Disney Lies.com. But still, that would be terrible or hilarious, I'm not sure which.
DCA's Cinco Di Mio Block Party Bash- Same parade, just with Sombrero's and loads of Tequila.