Tree Vs Jungle Boat (Jungle Cruise Injury) merged x 3

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Originally Posted by sediment

Only one thing worse in the jungle than that tree falling: that three's mother-in-law falling.

I thought that the trees could jump 30 feet, which was good for the boat riders since they're only 10 feet from the tree?

Looks like that tree got it --- in the end.

And on our left is Trunken Ned....

Trees are only dangerous when their ears are wiggling and they're blowing bubbles...

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Don't think that they will be adding that to the approved script.

There's something you don't see everyday.....but I do.

Hmm.. First Tiger is attacking guests, now Wes Palm decides to take a hike across the country and attack some poor guests.

wow, I have been attacked by a palm before and it sure doesn't feel good... I hope she is alright

After they get done Napalming AdventureLand, you'll be able to see the berm from the POTC queue...

By the way; did anyone hear anything about something hitting somebody someplace on one of the attractions today?

First Frontierland now this?

It is pretty sad but I wonder what the guest did to that tree first.;)

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Originally Posted by hollywood1939

It is pretty sad but I wonder what the guest did to that tree first.;)

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I heard that if you stare at one too long, they'll snap.

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Originally Posted by hollywood1939

First Frontierland now this?

It is pretty sad but I wonder what the guest did to that tree first.;)

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I bet the Tree was aiming for the Skipper and missed

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Originally Posted by hollywood1939

First Frontierland now this?

It is pretty sad but I wonder what the guest did to that tree first.;)

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It was totally unprovoked.

Just a case of the palm tree being overly frondly

Geez, and it's not even Santa Ana season yet

Disneyland Guest Saws Own Head Off With A Palm Frond To Avoid Hearing 'Backside Of Water' Joke

('two of his for ONE of yours' joke?)

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Originally Posted by EvilQueen

Disneyland Guest Saws Own Head Off With A Palm Frond To Avoid Hearing 'Backside Of Water' Joke

('two of his for ONE of yours' joke?)

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Nah, just getting ready to make an exchange with Sam

Must be a slow news day...

I guess Disney is starting to branch out with new ideas...

So is some *** suing Disneyland now?