This was the conversation in the Cove Bar:
Hector: you've got to try the Alien Urine Sample! They're sooo good!
Me: the what?
Hector: the Alien Urine Sample! You don't even taste the alcohol and then it hits you like a ton of bricks! It's great!
Sam: they're craptacular looking!
Hector: nooo, they're so pretty!
Me: Hector, it's not on the menu
Hector: you just have to ask!
Yeah, it hit me like a ton of bricks. Great stuff!