What's your favorite joke aboard the World Famous Jungle Cruise or in its queue? A couple of mine:
From the queue: "Attention all those in line for the World Famous Jungle Cruise. May I have your attention please. PAY ATTENTION... ... ... ... ... ... ... Thank you."
From the ride itself, during the years without the pistols, in the hippo pool: "I'm going to try to scare them off! (shouting)BANG! BANG! Oh, I'm sorry. That worked better when we had a gun." Then later at the Back Side of Water: "Everybody say 'oooooooh.' [Oooooh] Everybody say 'aaaaaaaaah.' [Aaaaaaaah] Okay now everybody hand over your wallets... Yeah, that worked better when we had a gun, too."
I'm fairly certain neither of those two were on the approved list. I had another in mind when I started this thread, but it seems to have slipped my mind. I'll post it later if I remember it.