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    Thumbs down Are You a Gasholder?

    It's the topic no one has dared discuss, but we have all experienced at Disneyland (and other places).

    Nothing's worse than walking through the park, enjoying the sights and sounds, and then comes the smell - a gaseous cloud that hovers in the walkway, thanks to the flatulant guest that crop-dusted through the crowd ahead.

    And in one instance, it even happened on IASW. There we were, enjoying the ride, when we were overcome with the most heinous odor on the planet. There's even photographic proof of the grief it caused.

    So, while it's great to be an annual passholder, I think all of the gasholders out there need to fess up. I'm tired of walking into farts at the Happiest Place on Earth. They're lucky there are seperate smoking areas, because if someone lit up behind them, there'd be an explosion that would rival Fantasmic! and possibly draw crowds, which would only create a more embarrassing situation for everyone involved.

    So, you, and you, and yes, even you! I'm calling you out here! Lay off the chili before entering the park, or please bring a large cork and preserve the magic for the rest of us. Those flowers are nice to smell as they are to look at, and we'd like to enjoy 'em! And we all know who is *really* to blame for the peeling and fading paint we've seen.

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    lol!!!

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    Hey kettle....

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    LOL!! Well.. to be honest one of the things I thorougly enjoy at Disneyland is the ability to fart loudly and proudly with freedom and satisfaction and not have anybody be able to hear it. It's almost always too loud in the park for anybody to hear even the loudest of farts. I don't usually have smelly ones either so it's all good. :-D

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    LMAO!!!! Not that I am proud of this, but my boyfriend is a gasholder. He never does it just walking aroung, but instead likes to save them for when we are in a store shopping. I am standing there looking at a nice t-shirt or ornament, and he busts out with a giggle and a, "Baby, come on!" I usually make a run for it. If you ever see a guy in a store saying baby come on and giggling at himself, know its my gasholding man, and RUN for your life!!!!
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    When I sense a cloud of flatulence, I like to walk right into it and try to decipher where the offending party had lunch that day. It's a game the whole family can enjoy. (sniff) hmm, chili bowl from Golden Horseshoe.


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    too funny ... my bf farted in our tea cup ... it was so loud ... we were pretty sure at least one of the closest cups to us heard it ...

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    Being the immature *** that I am I AM DYING over here I admit it, I like fart jokes, they make me giggle uncontrollably. And I know I'm not the only one <cough disguy cough>. I am so glad to see that I am surrounded by other immature fart joke gigglers.

    Oh and my son, the oldest one, that kid can clear the park his are so loud. He brings new meaning to Rumble in the Jungle, while riding Jungle Cruise. let me tell you~!



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    One Disney tradition of mine that never seems to fail is walking into a gaseous cloud of flatulence in the BTMRR line....it always happens when we're midway up those stairs to the load area. O_o
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    I usually wait and let go in the Battle Scene in POTC. It's tough to time it with the cannons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cousin Orville
    I usually wait and let go in the Battle Scene in POTC. It's tough to time it with the cannons.
    Hmmm, synchronized farting. Yet another game the whole family can play. Thanks for the heads up Cousin Orville.


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    I Said excuse me! :o

    Besides, Disneyland seems to be the appropriate place to cut the cheese.


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    OMG....this hole thread is ....ooops my bad ;-)
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