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  1. #16

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    You must PRACTICE!

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    Oh so funny! A lot of my special assassinations have expired, though! They need to advertise better!
    The King is back and he's ready to kick some tail. Do not mess with a mouse in black.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Small Panda After All
    Oh so funny! A lot of my special assassinations have expired, though! They need to advertise better!
    nah, if people knew about it, then there would be three times the number of AP holders.... and we all know what THAT would lead to.... (?)
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





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    Quote Originally Posted by eyes_of_mara
    Walt's Frozen Head? Sweet, sign me up.
    no, no, no!

    Nice list. I think we could easily add more to it.

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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    No one was offended by this one... yet...
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert





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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    Quote Originally Posted by Not Afraid
    My toilet actually has a heated seat (for my comfort), a build in bidet and spincter wash, a blow dryer, and a button to push to cover up any embarassing noises.
    A blow dryer???? Sounds like a special feature for those AP's of a hirsute persuasion.

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    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

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    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    [imitation of offended Chatter]
    That's sooooo not funny. You know, someone is going to take these seriously. Killing people is no laughing matter. MODERATORS!!!
    [/imitation of offended Chatter]
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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    I would refrain from making jokes about killing people. By the way, DO NOT do that at the airport! They will take it quite seriously.

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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    Quote Originally Posted by 9oldmen
    I would refrain from making jokes about killing people. By the way, DO NOT do that at the airport! They will take it quite seriously.
    But we're not at the airport. Therefore we do not take it seriously.

    Quote Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    where do I go to get my benefits???
    aka Sara




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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    Wait, you mean I don't get to take it seriously and invoke my special "beat the living daylights out of one micechatter a year" moderator privilege? Dang!

    Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...



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    Re: Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    Quote Originally Posted by Morrigoon
    Wait, you mean I don't get to take it seriously and invoke my special "beat the living daylights out of one micechatter a year" moderator privilege? Dang!
    That benefit is only available on your birthday. Better hurry up and wollop someone Morri!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Senator David Wu (D-OR)
    Don't let faux-klingons send real Americans to war!

    Quote Originally Posted by TheHousingBubbleBlog
    Everyone says that the U.S. doesn’t make anything anymore, but that’s not exactly true. We’re the world leader in the manufacturing of bull****.

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