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  1. 06-22-2005, 11:30 AM #1

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    Thumbs up Top Ten Benefits for being an AP

    I will soon join the ranks of the APs. I just got a letter from Disneyland telling me of my new privilages. Sounds exciting!

    10. Solid Gold Toilets
    9. Ghost Host Welcomes you by name… and there is a door or window for you in the gallery.
    8. All the free “Golden Dreams” merchandise you can eat.
    7. Trendy vest and wide brimmed hat full of pins.
    6. Learn location of ALL hidden Mickeys, given charge to spread the message
    5. You can kill two (2) cast members a year. If you do not use them by the end of the year, they expire.
    4. 10% discount on wench buying ($10 minimum purchase excluding red heads)
    3. *Free night at the Hollywood Tower Hotel (*by “free night“ we mean “fast pass“)
    2. Access to “Special” lines for attractions. (same line as lower forms of guests, only you can run past them all, if anyone tries to stop you , flash your AP. )
    1. Nifty lanyard


    Can't wait.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




  3. 06-22-2005, 11:34 AM #2

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    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    I will soon join the ranks of the APs. I just got a letter from Disneyland telling me of my new privilages. Sounds exciting!

    10. Solid Gold Toilets
    9. Ghost Host Welcomes you by name… and there is a door or window for you in the gallery.
    8. All the free “Golden Dreams” merchandise you can eat.
    7. Trendy vest and wide brimmed hat full of pins.
    6. Learn location of ALL hidden Mickeys, given charge to spread the message
    5. You can kill two (2) cast members a year. If you do not use them by the end of the year, they expire.
    4. 10% discount on wench buying ($10 minimum purchase excluding red heads)
    3. *Free night at the Hollywood Tower Hotel (*by “free night“ we mean “fast pass“)
    2. Access to “Special” lines for attractions. (same line as lower forms of guests, only you can run past them all, if anyone tries to stop you , flash your AP. )
    1. Nifty lanyard


    Can't wait.

    LMAO..

    whats number 10 mean.. I cannot decifer that one...
  4. 06-22-2005, 11:41 AM #3

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    What if you only buy the deluxe pass?
    "What single word is the name of a magazine, a cereal, a board game, and a never-ending series of soul-crushing disappointments which slowly leech away your hope and idealism until you are nothing more than a bitter husk of a man?"
  5. 06-22-2005, 11:44 AM #4

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazybirdman
    What if you only buy the deluxe pass?
    You still get all the above benifits, but you have to work food and beverage for a couple hours each visit.
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




  6. 06-22-2005, 11:46 AM #5

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    It's not so bad really ... the churro cart is always fun ... mmm and the hunny popcorn .... mmmm ....
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  7. 06-22-2005, 11:59 AM #6

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    Quote Originally Posted by figment1986
    LMAO..

    whats number 10 mean.. I cannot decifer that one...
    a lanyard... perhaps I spelled it wrong... I mean perhaps Disney spelled it wrong... I didn't spell it myself...


    It's that thing you put around your neck to hold the pass and pins....
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




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    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    a lanyard... perhaps I spelled it wrong... I mean perhaps Disney spelled it wrong... I didn't spell it myself...


    It's that thing you put around your neck to hold the pass and pins....
    no that number 1..

    Number 10. Gold Toilet Seat....
  9. 06-22-2005, 12:41 PM #8

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    Quote Originally Posted by figment1986
    no that number 1..

    Number 10. Gold Toilet Seat....
    oh... my bad....

    apparently there is one toilet seat covered in gold to celebrate the 50th.... only AP's get to sit on it..
    St. Elizabeth, Patron Saint of Themed parks. Protect us from break downs, long lines, and used gum. Amen.

    "Dance like it hurts, love like you need money, and work when people are watching" - Dogbert




  10. 06-22-2005, 02:37 PM #9

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    lol.
  11. 06-22-2005, 04:26 PM #10

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    If you buy through AAA you also get...

    Head of the line passes
    Nifty squirt gun
    Tour to see Walt's frozen head

    RU
  12. 06-22-2005, 04:28 PM #11

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    Walt's Frozen Head? Sweet, sign me up.
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  13. 06-22-2005, 04:57 PM #12

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    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    oh... my bad....

    apparently there is one toilet seat covered in gold to celebrate the 50th.... only AP's get to sit on it..
    I just sat on a toilet at DL and I left it a different color than white. But , well it's kinda gold now.


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  14. 06-22-2005, 05:43 PM #13

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    Now THAT'S funny!!


    And I KNOW funny!!

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  15. 06-22-2005, 07:27 PM #14

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    Quote Originally Posted by thejoshualee
    I will soon join the ranks of the APs. I just got a letter from Disneyland telling me of my new privilages. Sounds exciting!

    10. Solid Gold Toilets
    My toilet actually has a heated seat (for my comfort), a build in bidet and spincter wash, a blow dryer, and a button to push to cover up any embarassing noises.


    But, I'm a PREMIUM AP (Does universal hand symbol for I'm a Premium AP)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Not Afraid
    My toilet actually has a heated seat (for my comfort), a build in bidet and spincter wash, a blow dryer, and a button to push to cover up any embarassing noises.


    But, I'm a PREMIUM AP (Does universal hand symbol for I'm a Premium AP)
    really?? I had no idea of the benefits...I must demand these as wekll. since I am now a PAP....I don't have the hand thing down yet....LOL
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