Dearly beloved, we gather here today to mourn the loss of a great icon in Disneyland's history. It's name is Fort Wilderness. It's been there through the good, seeing the events of Walt's reign, and the bad (do I have to mention Eisner again). It's been good knowing it in life, and sadly, it is time for it to die.
May ye rest in peace Fort Wilderness and continue in a better place, Disneyland Resort Heaven, run by Walt Disney himself, which we all would like to think would be the case.
Ok now, the cocktail room is to the right.