Lies my Mother told me at Disneyland...

[seenoevil]

My mom used to tell my sister-in-law that we should tell her little kids that the mall was Disneyland. That way, it would be easier and cheaper just to take them to the mall whenever they wanted to go to Disneyland.

[aashee]

"Go ahead to the bathroom by yourself, son--we'll wait here for you..."

LOL!

Was that right after they said, "go ahead and take this Mickey doll, we already paid for it"?

Chad

[gibbage]

My mom also said the park closed after the fireworks, but she added "and if we dont hurry, they will lock us in!". Somehow, she tried to convay that was somehow a BAD thing. She did have gradnight at the park when she has in HS, and she DID get locked in. Maybe something happened.. Ow ya. ... Me.

[Pistol&Maniac]

Ahhh! I'm becoming one of those Moms. I've told my kids the park closes after the fireworks, I've even told them there aren't any fireworks today so we could leave early.
Some rides have been "closed" at time too. That's only a few of the lies I've told. I guess they'll write a book about me someday. At least I never told them anything would hurt them or something wasn't scary. I've been honest about all those things.

[Indiana Joel]

I was told that if I was bad, that the Pirates on PotC would take me and put me in the well. I was also told that Harrison Ford really helped us through the Temple of the Forbidden Eye. And then there was the time I was to afraid to ride Star Tours and I was told that you lose and the empire wins and we would be taken captive if we didn't get out of the station in time. Yeah, I'm super gullible.

[wickeddisneygurl]

My parents told me I was driving the boat when we rode the motor boats.

[pineapplewhipaddict]

My mother told me there wouldn't be any more drops when I went on Splash Mountain for the first time...but we hadn't gone down the big kahuna yet

Yeah, I had issues about going on that ride years later. I'd do it (unless I had a choice), but I was always terrified.

Now it's one of my favorites, ironically.

[AlexLoup]

My parents told me I was driving the boat when we rode the motor boats.

My mom did too... (I was on the Gummi Bears version)

it took me years to figure out that it was on a track.

I was with my mom and she said I was very good and driving the boat... while my sister and dad were screaming at my brother who was in another boat behind us.
"You're gonna kill us!"
"Look out for the rocks!"
"Your sister is doing better than us."
Poor boy was crying.

[FantasyForever]

Let's see.

When the log goes down on Splash we're completely submerged under water for a split second.

The water on Small World is cursed. Don't touch it.

Duck on Indiana Jones or else the boulder will slam into your head.

My parents never were very kind. Hehe.

[youcancallmechris]

"Disneyland tickets are on sale for 2 dollars!"

She gives my sister and I each 2 dollars and we went to the Monorail station to buy them only to find out that was a dirty lie. We lived (and I still do) right down the street from Disneyland and my mom used the 1 and a half hours we were gone to wrap our Christmas presents (yes...she sent us walking there one cold december afternoon). When we got back we called her a liar. She asked for her 4 bucks back. She was a little ticked when she found out my sister and I each added $0.50 and bought roundtrips on the Monorail (not sure if they even still do that). I guess in the big picture my sister and I won...twice!

[pineapplewhipaddict]

Duck on Indiana Jones or else the boulder will slam into your head.

...that actually happened to an ex-friend's older brother. He was very tall, though.

[FantasyForever]

...that actually happened to an ex-friend's older brother. He was very tall, though.

Really? Ack that must've hurt. What was the damage, if I may ask?

[Captn_Shamrock]

My mom never took me to Disneyland. We did tell our kids that all the ducks they saw were AA's.

My Dad did that to us a few years back. XD Unfortunately, I don't have anything better to report. ^^;

[wickeddisneygurl]

it took me years to figure out that it was on a track.

Me too!

[pineapplewhipaddict]

Really? Ack that must've hurt. What was the damage, if I may ask?

Eh, it wasn't anything extreme...if it was I would have heard about a lawsuit I'd imagine He might have gotten a little bump on his head.

I'd imagine it would hurt quite a bit. The ball itself is stationary, but it rolls continuously pretty quickly, and if your jeep suddenly lurches forward...yeah.