Okay, I thought this might be a fun thread. Ever had an annoying guest bothering you in line, and you totally embarassed them? They are moments of glory. Here, I'll go first. 2 stories:
I was at HM with my best friend, and there was a huge group of pre-teens on the ride with us. Starting with the elevator and on, they kept screaming continuously...seriously, you couldn't hear anything, and your ears were in an excruciating amount of pain. My friend and I tried to out-scream them and tell them to shut up, but it didn't work- "NO! AHHHH!!!". So when we got to the graveyard, I knocked on the back of one of their doombuggies...boy they shut up quick after that. Haha.
Second story happened recently on Pirates. My boyfriend and I were in the second row. In front was an elderly woman and I think her daughter, and behind us were these two boys...who, starting in the Blue Bayou, made extremely loud farting noises. It was rather disrespectful for the woman in front I felt, and disrespectful to the rest of the boat and Walt Disney. They continued all the way through the talking crossbones (really not cool), and down the two waterfalls. Finally, I came up with something that would sound politically correct. I turned around and addressed one of the boys. "How old are you?" I asked. "Thirteen." "Ah, well, that explains a lot then." And I turned around. The idiots didn't make a sound the rest of the trip. Man, that felt good.
So, any takers?