My 7 year old, whom we try and try and try and try to help her maintain the magic that everything at Disneyland is real, came up to me yesterday and said :
"Daddy, I have bad news for you. I didn't want to tell you but Pluto is not real. When we went for Breakfast at Goofey's Kitchen, we took a picture with Pluto and I saw Velcro on his back."
Outed by Velcro.