This is terrible news. My heart goes out to all our MC friends and family who've been relocated to other drinking establishments for the duration of the crisis. I think there are at least a few people who would agree with me that the person most affected is this girl:
Alas, poor Molly! I can imagine her soberly wandering up and down Paradise Pier, her head cocked to the side in a dejected pose, and thinking to herself "Where's my buttons?"
Are you telling me that you built a theme park.. out of a vinery and a bear shaped mountain?!!?..
Well, at least Molly was a decently attractive drunk girl! It's really frightening when a quite not so pretty gal gets totally sloshed and then she sells herself like sex on a stick. Purely hilarious, but scary at the same time.
I'm kind of sad I wasn't there to witness Buttons!