Dentist: So how was your summer?
Me: It was good; we just got back from Disneyland. Of course it was packed, being summer and all.
D: Thatís why I donít go to Disneyland; I hate the lines and crowds. My kids have never been.
Me: Your kids have never been to Disneyland? You realize that borders on child abuse.
D: I know but I just canít bring myself to plan a trip and deal with all the crowds. Just doesnít sound like a fun vacation to me.
Me: You have to know the right time of the year to go. You have to know how to work the system by using Fastpasses and Early Entry.
D: Whatís Fastpass? Does that cost extra?
Me: No, itís included with your Parkhopper.
D: Whatís a Parkhopper?
Me: You need to hire me to plan a Disney trip for you. Your poor kidsÖ.I canít even imagineÖ
D: That sounds like a good idea, what do you want in return for helping us plan a trip?
Me: How about one of those fancy water pick things you are trying to get me to buy?
D: Itís a deal. Iíll call you soon to arrange a planning meeting.